How did the bubble gum cross the road?
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Why did the cow eat a chocolate bar?
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What do you call tired popcorn?
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Why did the Turkey cross the road?
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What is the most stupid food?
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Waiter, waiter, what's that fly doing in my soup?
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What has one horn and carries milk?
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What type of pie flies?
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Which burns longer, the candles on a girl's birthday cake, or the candles on a boy's birthday cake?
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What do you get when you cross a hare with a sprinkler?
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What do you get when you throw your toast out the window?
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A man in the butcher shop is 6 feet tall and wears size 11 shoes. What does he weigh?
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Why is 2 plus 2 makes 5 like a left foot?
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What is put on the table but never eaten?
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Why did the lettuce blush?
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What did the city kid say when he found some milk bottles in the grass?
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Why is it easy to weigh fish?
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What do cows use walk-man's for?
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What travels faster hot or cold?
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What do you get when you cross a cow and a cement mixer?
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